The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. Yogi Berra ping.fm/DJsGB

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. Henny Youngman ping.fm/Hgee8

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives. Ronald Reagan ping.fm/yDCZv

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. Henny Youngman ping.fm/VWTbK

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman ping.fm/sxaCk

Before you can win, you have to believe you are worthy. Mike Ditka ping.fm/Loqc7

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Ronald Reagan ping.fm/vtSSl

"Most look up and admire the stars. A champion climbs a mountain and grabs one." Unknown Author ping.fm/Zjiep

"If you really want to do something, you'll find a way; if you don't, you'll find an excuse." Unknown Author ping.fm/iJez8

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Ronald Reagan ping.fm/WDFPb