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Tom Boyuka
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Binghamton, NY, United States
Tom Boyuka
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13 years ago
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out. Henny Youngman
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Tom Boyuka
says
13 years ago
The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much. Ronald Reagan
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Tom Boyuka
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13 years ago
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
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Tom Boyuka
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13 years ago
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away. Ronald Reagan
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Tom Boyuka
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13 years ago
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. Henny Youngman
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Tom Boyuka
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13 years ago
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. Henny Youngman
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Tom Boyuka
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13 years ago
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
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Tom Boyuka
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13 years ago
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. Henny Youngman
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Tom Boyuka
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13 years ago
One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it. Ronald Reagan
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Tom Boyuka
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13 years ago
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.' Henny Youngman
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