Since moving, a lot of my self care tactics are no longer possible, so I've been getting more into skincare. My ads are now full of, "Bro, it's okay if you don't know how to take care of yourself, and you won't be a woman for doing it! Put this in your beard!"
Smol child leads me to a wall, points, and says, "Look, a big scary bug." I look, but there's nothing there. She looks again and her jaw drops as she frantically looks around, "It's missing!" Who needs thrillers when toddlers exist