Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.

Love is like a puzzle.When you're in love,all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken,it takes a while to get everything backtogether

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every other part of my body is broken too.

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.

Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything

A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.

Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.