I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.

The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there. - Fred Allen

For every complex problem there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

tired.. was up til almost 2am cleaning the house and doing laundry.. looks nice now but could use a nap.

configuring a new laptop for a new employee that starts on monday... only 2 more hours 'til freedom!

Getting ready to head to bed. Has been a good day. Only 2 more days 'til Kim comes to spend the weekend! Yaaahhh

If you discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.

Great weekend.. 3 days even. Makes monday worth it.