An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter

"The pain wouldn't stop, and Vern still had three cats left."

tired of all the damned scammers on craigslist..

Heat index might be as high as 109 degrees f today. Take water.

Well, it's monday afternoon.. Am grateful for all of my blessings.

A little tired today but feeling grateful.

Slow day at work..

Building virtual servers.. booooorring.