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Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching.

Making copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. -ar

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. - Robert Byrne

still at work. doing an all-nighter

If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. -jh

'Second Street' is the most common street name in the U.S.; 'First Street' is the sixth! '

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

"0 & Wine" magazine reported that in Japan, squid is the most popular topping for Domino's pizza.

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness. -jh