I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why: Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard. by J.H.

lawn guys are here. yard will look groovy again shortly.

45 minutes left to go before the weekend starts!! BBQ Cookoff tonight at Reliant Stadium!

"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." -Robert Heinlein

Finally got my car repaired and inspected.. that's a relief..

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Mark is working from home. Waiting for car to get done being repaired

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH" or "PURPLE".

The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a jpg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.