When Thomas Edison died in 1941; Henry Ford captured his last dying breath in a bottle.

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. - Marquis de la Grange

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. by Jack Handey

Only 1 1/2 hours to go 'til FREEDOM!!!

@ Work.. looking forward to a 3-day weekend.

At work.. looking forward to a 3-day weekend!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia --fear of long words

Electricity is made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart ~ elisabeth foley