If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

@ home.. bored.. depressed.. Girlfriend is gone.

maybe something like full contact karate, fighting to the death... or a movie..

having a team-building thingie for work this afternoon.

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. -jh

Hey!! have gotten most of my work backlog caught up!!