Thanks everyone for coming to my member chat today! That was lots of fun yo! Let's do it again tomorrow… I kid! I kid! It's a daily show!

Ack! I gotta get ready for my member show in 20 minutes! UndressJess.com

Washing clothes in the tub by hand is lame. I can't believe I used to do this all the time when I was in high school. I'm a complete nut!

I'm reading this HUGE thread on an industry forum of a few (not all) sadly misogynistic adult webmasters having a pissing war. #Entertaining

I can NOT believe what I'm reading. Some girls are so damn dumb…

I'm going to have to hand wash your clothes that my dog peed on because it WAS my fault. Thank you for correcting me. - #InsanityTalking

I'm defensive because I wish I was smart too. Don't read into this.

I shouldn't have taken that whole Adderall pill this morning. My head feels like it's going to explode.

I wanna be a Marlene Dietrich but I am only a crazy little old Zelda Fitzgerald.

This is my favorite episode of "Are You Afraid Of The Dark"! Are You Afraid Of The Dark - The Tale of Apartment ... It scared me but I still wanted a ghost friend like her!