Watching "Enlighten Up" has proved that everyone is full of shit about yoga. Do it cause it makes you feel good no matter HOW it does that

pennjillette What I'm excited most about Lezlie getting her own apt is the fact she'll be taking this naughty boy cat out of my damn apt.

I washed the dog pee out of your clothes in the tub & now I keep smelling it yet I'm not even in that room. Maybe it seeped into my skin?

I know I have kind of a big booty. I saw you looking at it.

I'm being a loser & avoiding cleaning my room even though it HAS TO BE STRAIGHT for me to film the end of my next UndressJess.com vid!

If you like then you shoulda put a bird on it. #Portlandia

Gah! I REALLY NEED my desktop for so many reasons but Lezlie is in the middle of moving & won't be able to work on it 'til the weekend.

Haha! I FINALLY just got done reading that long ass adult industry forum thread… I'm proud of myself kinda.

Stupid. ow.ly/brhuN

God damn it! Why the hell did Jewel "fix" her teeth!?!?!?! NOOOOOO!