scheduling manager: Our new hire can close 3 days a week, so you should only have to close 3-4 days a week from then on
me, in my head: that's EXACTLY THE SAME AS I'M DOING NOW

Rare image of Zatanna and Jet not being brats to each other.

[vtubers]【MINT & DOKI OFF COLLAB】we're tired and hanging out ...oh fun Mint and Doki are doing an off-collab --

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughguvhghshdf coworker who usually takes most of the desk closing shifts might be stepping down from the desk

In case anyone forgot we live in a capitalist hellscape, tomorrow morning I'm going to bring my wife her work laptop so she can work from her hospital room. (She's stable, they just don't want to discharge her until her numbers improve.)

This is going to be the only time I bring this up today, but

Damn, Satisfactory 1.0 is even more gorgeous than it was in early access

The new TCG phone game is out! If anyone wants to friend me, my code is 9938112792798589

petition to call all generative AI "modern Akinators" from now on

Not so fun fact: having my ADHD meds but not my depression meds is pretty much just as bad as the reverse