Christmas chocolate; it's what's for brekkie.

Merry Christmas to all her Plurkie friends and fans and stalkers!

unenforceable, pseudo-legal gobbledygood that serves only to increase overhead:

'wizened' is pronounced /wiz'-und/ with a short i, not /wise'-und/. Oh, and 'dour' rhymes with 'poor', not with 'power'.

a half day today, and then a long weekend!

Beltran replacing Pujols? Hmm

trading email with her congressman over the 4th amendment violating provisions of the Defense Authorization Bill.

a guy blew through a yield sign in his Lexus, and almost hit me in a roundabout, and then flipped me off.

my boss's boss just sent me an email cc'ed to others asking me to review a document that was just updated with comments from my review.

if you're going to name something in another language that you don't really know, you should take the trouble to get the grammar right.