If anyone he knows uses plurk anymore?
If anyone on plunk remembers him
doing his bi-yearly plurk update...just telling everyone I haven't forgotten them....
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart
top of the morning to you all...breakfast, drop off kiddo to school, basketball, then Ben and Jerry's for free cone day
Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
tougher than Chuck Norris
going to enjoy the holy hell out of his Friday....the weather is gonna be almost 80 and its beautiful!...I LOVE THIS CALI WEATHER!
magically delicious....tell your friends