protip when giving head: PULL YOUR HAIR UP.

I GOT DICK I GOT DICK I GOT DICK

how the hell is it i have two jobs and plasma donation money, and still struggle to get these bills in check?

SOOOOOO GUESS WHO CALLED ME ON SATURDAY?

throwing shade at a certain con head like
http://content.tegna-media.com/photo/2016/04/22/et_princeshade_1280_ren640_1860530_ver1.0.jpg

When you find yourself thinking about an old friend but he doesnt have a facebook account so you cant check up on him.

Paige gets to dabble [tmituesday]

so a couple of friends wanted me to watch JJBA with them

Italian Goat God: do you think you'd be comfortable with me trying oral within the near future?
SCR: Define near future?
Italian Goat God: a week?
Italian Goat God: orrrr since you're gonna be in a suit- week and a half?
SCR: Would it be possible to make it two weeks?
Italian Goat God: sure
"OH MY GOD, OK, IT'S HAPPENING!!" - The Office US

GUYSSSSS HOW DO I EASE SOMEONE INTO SEX????? D: