girthbrooks when are we going to sketti factory
answer now or sketti factory explodes into 1,000,000 pieces and closes forever

I'm falling into plurgitrory... I perish now...

first day of college classes... (part 83)

the world is in turmoil, and people are in pain.
even still we can take comfort in knowing that there is bucket of wet slop 😀

I had a frightening dream where I needed to save the world from asteroids, but I could only use a big ol' sentient baseball bat named "Gruthie".
They would plead with me to not use them anymore to hit the big rocks back into space.
I went against their wishes and saved the world

I invited a friend to Valve's new game called "Deadlock" last night.
They messaged me on Discord and thanked me, but I was very drunk on VRC.
So, I responded, "Hoooray!" and then said, "DONTFORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE"

what if i opened up my luxurious cloak and revealed a copy of gta6 to you...
you could have it,, but the entirety of the UK went underwater forever....

i finally understand the appeal of a warrior cats-esque game

xíao hong shu !!!