Anyone out there? 😂

4yo during supper prep: Daddy, when I said I was going to help you, I didn’t mean I was _actually_ going to help you. I meant I would tell you if there was dirt on the floor.

#parenting

I’ve started adding a little soy sauce to macaroni and cheese. It’s so tasty to me.

Shoutout to the teenager who, when I was 11, showed me how to bend the visor of my ball cap into a satisfying curve.

Try not to be jealous, but I’m rereading Pippi Longstocking.

Oh, you CO-founded your billion dollar company? You expect me to believe that you both saw it at the same time?

You founded a multibillion dollar company? You expect me to believe that you just found it lying around on the ground somewhere?

If you want to know what kinds of things bring me joy, I dreamed that I found a used zip tie on the ground that could be reused.

Yondercast 029 is online at ping.fm/Vsmy0 Thanks to Sarah L and Rob tHBC for their poems.

My favourite spell checker opens when you highlight a word and press Ctrl Alt W. I use it dozens of times a week! ping.fm/Lwhdi