my husband just took my girls to the grocery store with him as they are whiney and I kill children when they are whiney- good call dad

had a wonderful afternoon with my husband which means I'll be working all night.. so worth it

what I wouldn't give for my 18 year old body to carry this baby with...

Hey KFC buckets for the cure - I'll just send My donation in - I don't need to up my shot at heart disease for a .50 donation...just sayin

been workin all day-about to take a little break for the derby-then back to work before breakin for the fight-anybody getting the fight?

Hey Hardees.. if I want a grilled cheese you putting a 1/3 beef patty in it makes it decidedly NOT a grilled cheese anymore..just sayin

people have no faith in my snarkyness.. I am so on point especially when I am being sarcastic

no show client meeting - BUMMER!! I guess I get to eat this Bissingers chocolate all by my self..

can I just say how cute it is to watch a kid who lost her front baby teeth brush in the morning?

is it wrong to use your pregnant belly as a mouse pad?