30 minutes of RIOTOUS play with a new stuffed toy (rare delight!) and then cooling down with a bully stick once he started calming down and wanting to chew/dismantle something.

Stuffed toy has survived first play session intact with minimal intervention by me, which is a first!

[PETA/Uncomfortable imagery, as they do]

I was just gifted this at Joe's family Christmas.... is this a microaggression, or

I hate winter because you never know if the cookie you grab out of the assortment is going to have mint in it.

Oh yeah. Haircut results!

MotherFUCKER I finally found out whether Matisyahu is a Zionist or not, and ofc he fucking is. Kicks a rock!!!

Spanish speaking friends, does TCG Pocket user PUTOJUANDA's name mean anything.

--just got jumpscared by an Etsy recommendation for a kippah with... matzah pattern? Like.. a hi res close up of the unleavened cracker...........?

[CW Dead animal but it was in nature and also this is a Corsair story and no he didn't do it]

[Food]

Culver's forgot the mushrooms off my mushroom and onion burger but they also gave me, no exaggeration, 4-5x as many onion rings as I ordered.

The only conclusion I can draw from this is that they saw I wanted onions and lost their ever-loving goddamn minds.