Who wants to help me find jeans that A. fit me and B. won't wear through in two places in A MONTH AND A HALF. I don't know how to shop for clothes online, this isn't even a bit. I just don't know how one finds decent pants.
Why Corsair isn't allowed on the furniture: that is a plush fish that he managed to flip up out of his mouth, BOUNCE OFF OF MY FACE, and then CATCH BACK IN HIS MOUTH.