oreo coke: kinda bleh
oreo coke and Irish whiskey: actually kinda good

small child, as I am trying to talk to his dad (who asked me a question at work): Hi, I'm going to talk to you now. holds up a bunch of quarters we got these so I can ride on the things outside

me, tired and exasperated trying to explain the differences between whetstones to his dad: that's great buddy

i love trad homesteading larpers cause the moment they show pictures of themselves you can immediately tell they've never done any actual physical labor in their life

German teaches American about Winter Food Tradition

this man is cruising for the FBI to show up at his doorstep, he's so dumb

[Elon Musk being creepy] oh my god, I thought this was fake, but this tweet was there when I checked his profile. apparently in response to Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris, supposedly:

first day back, two separate kids-reaching-for-knives incidents, plus a kid playing with expensive and more importantly heavy cast iron cookware.