found the best new reaction image:

the poor barista at Starbucks on my way in to work, talking to another customer: ...no, White Chocolate mocha is a type of mocha, it already has a type of chocolate in it

the guy: says something i cant hear

the barista, exasperated: ...no, there's mocha, and then there's White chocolate mocha, they're the same drink but with two different chocolates

I finally bought Balatro. This was a mistake, since last night, instead of being a sane person, I played Balatro till like 1:30am

I keep getting confused by folks using LFG as an acronym for "let's fucking go" and not "looking for group"

so many customers at work today I nearly started disassociating. you'd think it was black friday or something

I am convinced that the no homo dude version of Santa Baby comes across as more horny than the original

Had a guaranteed, rolled on Chasca's banner a couple times to see if I could get Ororon and accidentally got an early 5-star, which normally would have wasted my guaranteed...except I also got a Dehya on the same roll as Chasca, so I'm back where I was, lmao

POWER

wind knocked out the power in the whole area

ordered shoes online cause they had a great sale, but now I gotta return them cause the way they were designed, it kept my toes upturned at like a permanent 45 degrees, which was painful. Whoever designed those needs to be flogged.