Don't take anything I say too seriously, I am but a mere alien wandering through the vast galaxy that we call life with nothing but my cat and my apothisexual ideals
also, don't mind me area 51... I have just come here to consume all the duck noodle
mum: hi plinth, hru doing? me: oh great! i found out my friends are surprised i'd like to get married to someone and- [blah blah] -AND there's this really sweet guy- mum: PLINTH! He isnt a christian though! me: ik, i dont think thats much of a big deal though- mum: goes on a 45 minute rant abt christianity and how i should specifically find a christian bf
OMGGGG I GOT A SONG TOO DUO, IT'S CALLED "HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BEING A SOULESS AI APP THAT CAN'T TEACH LANGUAGES FOR SHIT AND START PRIORITIZING QUALITY OVER QUANTITY, DINNER-LINGO BIRD" 🤩🤩🤩🤩