Integrating you into the plurk matrix

The Truth

Power outage + bad cell service... the government is onto me. Theyre trying to stop me from plurking The Truth

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i be plurkin

one day...

I feel like i was comically turned into a stretched jpg by a steamroller

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Doing silly jester things like card tricks, drinking immortal blood, and ushering in the last and eternal age of mirth