pissed. i was told i could leave work once i sent this one email, but i CAN'T SEND IT YET

i think i may have stepped into an alternate reality for a moment.

why my phone seems to like German better than Japanese

why today my not working with the brains?

SHOW ME YO BOOTYHOLE, OHHHH

kind of afraid he might be turning epileptic on top of all his other problems... *sigh*

one of my coworkers' names sounds like she's either a superhero or a porn star.

the only other guy who works with me took leave today, and now i have to pick up all his work... fml

omfg this day sucks ass and i've only been awake a few hours.