I wish I could wrap my head around simple math. FUCK

sofa king much to do today.

wow, this getting up early stuff sucks

how does lady gaga like her steak?

after dinner, this is what I see...

wow. suddenly the Atlantic ocean drops from the sky, and I just happen to be outside... I am not amused...

why is it 70-something degrees outside, but 90 in my office?

I have to stop eating weird stuff...

ATE RAW SQUID!

plurking from his NEW IPHONE