Son of top Mafia boss released from jail & returns to Corleone bit.ly/q0VCC9 Welcome back! We missed you, sir! (packing suitcases...)

Scottish woman wakes up w/ Italian accent bit.ly/r00vFB Wonder if she's also growing hair on her chin & has urge to dress in black

Berlusconi: Judges killed Craxi, I'm their next objective ow.ly/1eTHJs Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you, if you're...

Rome to perform TBC tests on thousands of babies bit.ly/nLAjRN So am I...on myself! No longer trust my baker & accountant!

Take the Berlusconi birthday quiz bbc.in/p6JfsF Scpred 9/10. No questions on asbestos hair & his 2 girlfriends, Gheddafi & Putin

Malpractice: 276 death cases investigated; 1/2 between Sicily & Calabria bit.ly/qXUyfV I fly to Venice whenever I get a sore throat

Palermo paid overtime to city employees for shoveling snow in summer bit.ly/pOq1Hy Only stuff they shoveled was BS & lots of gelato

List of 10 'gay' Italian MPs published ping.fm/fYPyr Some of them are the most arrogant, lazy & hypocritical homos you'll ever meet.

Italian singles rising; +39% 2000-2010 bit.ly/o87EKX Better than sitting at home scratching our asses & staring at each other & walls

Prosecutors compare Knox & defense team to Nazi Joseph Goebbels tgr.ph/ow8xWv WOW! I was just comparing prosecutors to the 3 Stooges.