HEY! "Buona Pasua" to all! Let's eat!

PICS Longest chocolate bar in Milan enters Guinness World Records, sequestered by police for using expired ingredients bit.ly/Hqbse7

Nov. 12, 2011 at 21:41. It's all over. Goodbye, you chuckle-faced hump...

BREAKING We're minutes away from Berlusconi RESIGNING!

Berlusconi & Tuesday's confidence vote: "I'm not resigning! I want to see those who betray me in the face!" (Spoken like a true...mafioso.)

Gucci ex-wife (who killed Gucci) rejects parole over demand she takes a job bit.ly/rjPYvL A woman who must sound the way she looks

Gucci heir's ex-wife rejects parole over demand she takes a job: "I've never worked a day in my life!" bit.ly/rjPYvL A lovely pig

BREAKING Berlusconi's gov't may "FINALLY" end on Thursday after planned confidence vote. This could be what we've all been praying for!

PHOTO 20 kg Guinness world record arancine (rice ball) ping.fm/ckhhE What a beast! (referring to the chef)

Fitch cuts Italy's rating from AA+ to A+ bit.ly/pZ3k72 Even our sheep are cutting back on milk. Just gave us a negative outlook.