Plurking like a madman

Plurk is making a resurgence

fuck everyone in the anus

goodbye forever plurk.

Man it feels so good to come home from a party £20 richer

I am breathing, Alice i expect you to comment on this congratulating me

ill plurk

my dad walks in as i'm watching I'm A Celebrity and says: Who's that? -Kayla Collins dad.

oh sweet lord please let it snow or I am truly fucked for English & art

GAH EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT GAH LETS ALL WRITE WORDS TO GET EXCITED