Bought Mario Kart. Getting Pikmin 3 for free. Today is a good day.

It's hot as balls and I'm stuck spending the night alone in my now kitty-less apartment which is pretty much the saddest thing ever. BUT HEY- MARIO KART ON FRIDAY

[Work] My manager made me do this. It is literally a work assignment I had to do. For work.

Community was cancelled and Parks and Rec is only getting one more season. You're dead to me NBC.

Hm. Everything seems... off today. Is this a doomed timeline?

Packing up the remnants of a six-year relationship is a really weird experience.

Another Mario bro lost. R.I.P Bob Hoskins D:

Suddenly, a job interview! https://i.imgur.com/RU9tXM8.gif

Off to my mother's for Easter dinner http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100220204531/souleater/images/thumb/2/2b/Excalibur_Reaction.jpg/800px-Excalibur_Reaction.jpg

callmezerozerozero The End of Ever