Animated gifs: Still my favorite artistic medium.

This is a sensitive issue, and I don't want to start any arguments, but I am here to report the following: Genesis does what Nintendon't.

I know I shouldn't publicly speak ill of my workplace, but the new $3-a-day late fee for DVD, VHS, and VCD items is crazy high.

Next week is "Kid's Week" on Jeopardy. Should I start vomiting now?

NaNNaNNaN at NaN:NaN! NaNNaNNaN at NaN:NaN!!! Who left Cookie Monster alone at the Facebook offices again?

Uh-oh... just rediscovered eBay.

Hey USA! Make like Snooki and the Situations and WIN!

Found a Hugo Boss blazer and pants in my closet that I bought 3 years ago and never wore! It's like finding $10 in my pocket 100 times.

More voicemails! I usually get tons, but now that I want to play with Google voice, nobody is calling for me to ignore!

Science facts! Today I learned that there are 72,000 ladybugs in a gallon.