Dating the hell out of myself by singing “Right here waiting for you” by Richard Marx at the top of my lungs in this parking lot.

And yes I do still know all the words.

🤞🏻🤞🏻

I just had a weird thought. Based on what we know about the Beast before he went furry, he and Gaston could have been bros.

Where are all the cool kids gaming?

So I went to the salon so I would look cute with some highlights for my birthday and they destroyed my hair. My sister-in-law is a teacher at Vidal Sassoon and even she was like cut it short and dye it dark to cover their sins. This is not the birthday present I wanted.

It’s Friday!!!!

I need help. Earlier today old dude slid into my DMs crying that his cat was dying and talking about how he is “grief horny”. I tried to take the high road. I sent my condolences about his cat then blocked him because it’s public knowledge that I’m married and ew no.

Guess who is going to learn sign language and for the least cool reason? This guy!

Good morning all! I hope the weather where you are is as pretty as it is in Illinois.

I’m tired of Adulting today. I just want to throw on my jimjams, veg, eat junk I will regret tomorrow, and game.