I need help. Earlier today old dude slid into my DMs crying that his cat was dying and talking about how he is “grief horny”. I tried to take the high road. I sent my condolences about his cat then blocked him because it’s public knowledge that I’m married and ew no.
Well, he’s back on another account (the first was Sean Black and this one is Sean Perry Black) and he’s acting like I didn’t just block him. So gloves are off. How do I fuck with him?
Fuck! He just spoiled GoT. Ya know what...
wow, creepy on MANY levels 
Right?! His profile says he’s 2 years older than me. His pic says if that’s true he’s got Benjamin Button disease.
do you...know this person..?
Nope. He tried to Friend me on Facebook. Talking one mutual friend.
y i k e s
I mean. Now I need to do a Deadpool post about him being grief horny.
Because it's about that ridiculouse
Er
Ridiculous
A ridiculouse is a very silly louse
But damn. GoT spoilers as revenge. That's low.
Right?! It’s not fault he’s super bad at this and also can’t take a very obvious hint. Had to go talking about Arya.
Also you better link when Deadpool uses that.
I will have popcorn