I've gotta have a root canal.

If a medication says, "Take with food," and you've just eaten a tube of Pringles, does that count?

Today must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Whoa! I love it when I miss 23 plurks! That means my friends have been on!

I love Ticket to Ride online. It saves you from having to pull out a board and all the little train cars.

Mankind could not have survived, nor could it have achieved as much as it had without the strong backbone and support of a pack of smokes.

Grrawr. I just don't want to go into work tomorrow. I hate that my coworker might be a dad tonight, and won't be at work for a little bit.

Watching Benson on hulu.com. My love for this site will never end.

The Watchmen trailer is so kick-ass!!! Everyone: Go watch it now! No, I don't care if you've seen it already. Watch it. watchmenmovie.com

w00t! Got a brightkite.com invite today! ::dances::