Ding 80!!!

Happy Dick Miller Day!

We're home!!!

Fuck you, Frisby.

I'm watching Child's Play on GSN right now, and those kids are making me all kinds of punchy.

LOUD NOISES!!!

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! THE DICEMAN IS GONNA BE ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE!!!

I do not taste the poop.

Furthering my own ends, even.

Oh why don't I have a whistle to summon the Diceman to beat the crap out of those clients? I promise I would use it only for furth