Kung gusto mong maka move on, wag kang LINGON ng LINGON.

goodmorning!

Woman: "Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! OMG, what would you want it to be?" Man: "A joke."

goodmorning!

Girl: "Dad, I am lesbian." Sister: "Me too dad." Dad: "So no one here likes guys?!?!" Son: "I do."

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

goodmorning!