gudam!

"Daddy tell me a bedtime story!" "Sure honey. Once upon a time, a little girl wouldn't go to bed. Then she died."

Did you study for the test? Nerd: "All week long." Normal People: "I read the chapter." Me: "What test?!"

"Did you get braces?" "No, I'm just chewing staples."

Alam mo kung sino ang taong mahirap kalimutan? 'yon 'yong taong hindi pa nagbabayad sa'yo ng UTANG.

goodmorning!

Thank you GOD for allowing me to see another day. I aim not to live for myself but to live for u. Lead me, help me do better than yesterday.