Knock Knock Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you so much! (I love you so much

My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him

Do you know what really amazes me about you?" "No. What?" "Oops. Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!"

Why do we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway

If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud.