[d&d]
warlock: you probably shouldn't draw a second card from the deck of fuck around and find out
monk: watch me
warlock: (watches)
monk: (soul is stolen)

[d&d] I need a magical girl gif. My warlock's eldritch blast looks like a gold glitter beam and I need to demonstrate what it looks like.

[d&d] my guy just acquired Boots of Levitation and I decided to roll for heels. He has 4 inch heels now and I must draw him in them.

[d&d] I think my character just got pranked by her genie patron

the crime and the suspect

he is my buddy for the next two weeks while I'm watching the house

[d&d] The good and correct homebrew ruling that a bonus action spell does not have to be a cantrip 👌🔥🔥

Parents are visiting London and Paris on a cruise in a few days. Are there any particular food or drink places I should tell them about?

[d&d] someone fucked around with magic beans and found out

[d&d] this scene is cringefail and I love it