nope

I am skilled in falling asleep while logged in, as well as answering Skype calls in my sleep and not saying anything...

I actually got a full-night's sleep!

I really need to fix my sleep schedule... I'm at the point where I end up crashing too early, only sleeping for 4 hours, and then I've had migraines and/or headaches daily

it's all relative

how would life be different without the existence of clocks? Of course time would still pass, but how would life be different if we did not label it?

I wish I could eat garlic naan everyday

I got 6 hours of sleep last night and that's a lot better than 2 or 3... I'll consider it an improvement

Million dollar idea: waffle delivery service that will bring waffles and hot chocolate to my window. Possible subscription/membership service. Easy one-button app ordering.