anyone want to pull the wish bone with me?

looking forward to a weekend of picking turkey carcasses out of trash bags. People leave so much good meat on there.

I think I have a UTI.

Now accepting reservations for New Year's Eve hookups.

Ladies: I'm working the Fairview County Kissing Booth from 2-3pm on Sat. $2 suggested donation, proceeds support unwed mothers. Ch-ching!

my Jack-o-Lanterns are looking droopy.

I think the Face On Mars kinda looks like me.

Now I know why Rice-A-Roni is so delicious: The MSG content!

anyone want to thumb-wrestle?

they'd colorize the beginning and end of Wizard of Oz, to get some CONSISTENCY in that stupid movie.