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“Alexa, play some heavy metal”

alexa proceeds to play The Middle by Jimmy Eat World

I mean, it’s a great song, but definitely not heavy metal lmao

Do I... miss mornings? Nonsense

Hmm welp there goes another friend

Manic

AH

It goes boom boom crack gagagaga boom boom

I feel like I’ve matured more in the past month than in the past few years.

When are we microwave fans getting a backspace update?

Who was gonna tell me that trying to take control of my life would feel better than being chronically self destructive?