I guess you wonder where I’ve been

She’s coming. I can feel it.

I think insta reels thinks I have a girlfriend

Very bold assumption

There is something fundamentally wrong with me

sniffs you aggressively

I once completely guessed that my online friend looked like Luna Lovegood and she did, indeed, look uncannily similar to Luna Lovegood

I feel quite proud of that

Bro who the fuck am I

Bitch where’s my fucking character arc

I love flirty jokes, but I can’t make them because when I do, people start thinking I’m actually flirting

I don’t blame them, but still, I wanna say flirty shit

The bipolar is strong in this one