What genius looked at a ceramic cooking dish and thought, you know what would make this better? Random dark green splotches all over!

I miss my cat

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Installed a bidet today!
Only accidentally sprayed myself three times haha

I taught a youth how to use a claw clip today at work.
He was baffled and then amazed.
He can now grill for the associates.

Things I did this past week:
Monday: worked out after work! Hell yeah!
Tuesday: woke up coughing so much that my boss told me to go home
Wednesday: full blown cold, heavily medicated at work for an orientation. Associates yell at me to go home.
Thursday: home sick
Friday: managed to eat some jello cups!
Saturday: if I sit a certain way I don’t cough
Sunday:

So last night was pretty incredible

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Pork is on SALE and ya girl made pulled pork tonight because a manager ate something with bbq sauce in the training room and I got HUNGRY

The first Etsy package arrived today and I was able to set it up to surprise my mom tomorrow.