Morty
@MortofAsymptote
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female Bellingham, WA, United States
Blargedy blarg blarg
Morty
1 weeks ago 2
Merry Christmas all!
May you have a wonderful day of peace and calm and delicious food.

Personally, I’m starting my day with mimosas and two crockpots running with a breakfast casserole and a french toast casserole.
Morty
2 weeks ago 3
Today is my Make/Bake day
- learned how to make meringue cookies
- meringue cookies are like absolute crack
- made a bunch of compound butters (maple cinnamon, pumpkin spice, orange cranberry, bacon maple)
- still have butters to make (horseradish, garlic herb, chocolate, and more maple cinnamon)
- still need to mix and bottle the hot honey
How is it only 6?
Morty
2 weeks ago 3
I think maybe I broke my pinky toe Saturday night...
But my toxic trait is that since I can still walk fine and move my toe around, I’m going to wait a few days to see if it’s just severe bruising. 🤞🤞
https://images.plurk.com/4ljuQ3ZpqkUn0C8k3eGMnd.jpg https://images.plurk.com/6EZ90bNToOU1eFCw1Pvlmh.jpg
Morty
1 months ago
The woman in the stall next to me is on a phone call and all she is saying is “bueno” in varying different tones and inflections and I am bamboozled
Morty
1 months ago 2
What I have to do before 1pm Thanksgiving:
- 3x Galaxy Cookies batch
- 2-3 batch crescent roll/cranberry/brie wreaths

2 of these butters:
- bacon butter
- bloody mary butter
- pumpkin butter
- horseradish butter
- cranberry orange butter

And
- crap ton of deviled eggs
Morty
1 months ago 9
Iceland!
4 Days and 3 nights in a campervan.
Day 1: Lava cave and Sky Lagoon
https://images.plurk.com/2HRzhbwifKFsnR3ahKApNu.jpg https://images.plurk.com/31lCZEJZj3Ic5ThEf4uyVj.jpg https://images.plurk.com/6MZpVY87ofrbYWDBOAupZy.jpg https://images.plurk.com/3joPyHHZrjJMNyUugGslxv.jpg https://images.plurk.com/1N3vBqK36Hmbd8xl0BfgTj.jpg https://images.plurk.com/4LUfLZ0NbNCDwdYRhehVzr.jpg https://images.plurk.com/1UqF1PhEmuYTy6aHLs63OV.jpg https://images.plurk.com/2uy1kGLTWM0X1hwyruJQ6V.jpg https://images.plurk.com/2HL6GKydTBb9BjmzjRPI65.jpg
Morty
1 months ago
Iceland photos coming soon!
Morty
1 months ago 3
We got to Iceland!
Couldn’t find the shuttle to get to the camper van place!
Had to get a taxi!
Get to the rental place!
Get told that the manager wants to handle our reservation!
They fucked up and only have manual, not automatic!
They’re trying to find a replacement at a different business!

silently screaming
Morty
2 months ago 4
Hyper fixated on a “could I do this?” And “how would it look at the end?” And here’s the result:
https://images.plurk.com/6geY9yZzJ6gCh32MpuHzLV.jpg
Rainy day earrings :-)
Morty
2 months ago 2
Sinus infection season is upon us
:-(