Morty
@MortofAsymptote
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female Bellingham, WA, United States
Blargedy blarg blarg
Morty
1 years ago 2
The car saga continues.
The shop I’m going to had a pipe freeze and water line broke, flooding it.
Now instead of the 22nd at 8am, I’m having to do an all day drop off on the 29th.
And I can’t switch shops because they had to order in my window.
Morty
1 years ago 3
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She’s mad because I ate KFC and she didn’t get any.
Morty
1 years ago
Welp.
Couldn’t get my window replaced yesterday since they got confused about what type of window my model has.
Rescheduled for the 22nd.
Morty
1 years ago 3
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Staring peacefully at me
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Realizing I have the bag of minnows
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Such joy
Morty
1 years ago 5
Ringing in the new year with my uncles eggnog, two bottles of Trader Joe Secco, Trenta Dragon Fruit Lemonade Refresher and baking my grandma Dorothy’s bunket torte (aka flaky almond roll).

Started with the nog while rolling out the 8 rolls and have progressed from there
Morty
1 years ago
The Doctor Who Specials are absolutely lovely
Morty
1 years ago
Found out that apparently the sliding glass door to the outside that is in my bedroom has been just barely slightly open for who knows how long. Certainly explains why my room is so much damn colder than usual this winter (Side note, was never a security concern because sticks in doors)
Morty
1 years ago 18
Vegas!
Morty
1 years ago 7
The Madame requires
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*she would stand up and scream until I moved my legs so she could jump up. Reasoning with her does not work as she is deaf. She will also screech from the stairs in order to locate you, requiring physical proof since, again, deaf
Morty
1 years ago 2
Guess who got a sinus infection right before their birthday trip to Vegas!

Luckily I have antibiotics and steroids to help, but damn.