wondering why Plurk thinks she's from Aylesbury, when she's never even been there

had a shitty dinner and is consoling herself with a Curly Wurly

a whoop, as she now has bananas!

how much karma do I need to get the dancing bananas?

going to try an evening of sobriety

chuffed at the editor's approval of her use of the word 'plopping' (to mean pooing) in the magazine she works on. Get in!

fellow Plurkers for suggestions for questions for a Mr and Mrs quiz for a hen do. Any ideas?

she should be working, not plurking

what's the best thing you could put between two slices of bread?

just went on a friend-adding rampage in a bid to regain karma. The exercise has made her feel somewhat shallow...