Planted a bomb in your house. Remember, he is always watching.

Plurked his fucking pants

All my loyals fans talkin bout Xi Jin plurkin, but when was the last time anyone mentioned Xi Jin Twerkin?

All my fellow plurkers shut up please. Its real Xi-Jinping hours up in this Plurk.

if they will ever find the bodies.

the voices in his head will stop.

Crack up for purchase

HUGE PLURKING BOINGO BOBS

Real Plurker hours up in this bitch.

Isn't it regular to have your balls caught in a vase? replurk if you agree!