SCREW SAM'S ON A SATURDAY OMG

I use Plurk for privacy. I don't see the point if that option is absent on mobile bec)se that's where I use it most.

Please don't lose your shit and have an existential crisis if you follow someone on Twitter & they don't follow you back ...

Privatizing my updates here from now on.

8 people suddenly stopped following me on Twitter. Good riddance!

My news: tinyurl.com/6nr5ad

Going on air in 30. Announce my nooz. I have even bigger nooz I can't announce until fall cause I am an asshole.

Neighbors out tending to their mini-botanical garden. Gawd! Yes, I see how much more awesome your yard is than mine already!

I cannot say it enough: I love the privacy option on here.

Plurk, your alerts thing is SLOOOOOW.